Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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