yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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