And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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