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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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