She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
