im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
this hospital has no fireball
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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