This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize