You made me cry and you don't even care
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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