If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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