she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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