We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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