If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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