idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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