She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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