The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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