We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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