he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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