Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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