It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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