I must be too annoying 4 u.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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