It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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