Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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