what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My vagina just clenched in fear
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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