Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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