ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think my vagina is haunted
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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