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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK

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• (714): View more from California

  I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.

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• (415): View more from California

  I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week

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  I don't deserve you.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS

  (845): View more from New York

  Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.

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