WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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