I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.