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(612): View more from Minnesota

who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part

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(612): who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part http://tfl.nu/ohmf

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(732): View more from New Jersey

her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives

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(732): her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives http://tfl.nu/13r9

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(734): View more from Michigan

I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck

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omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore

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(734): I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck (734): omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore http://tfl.nu/u6lq

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.

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(304): I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn. http://tfl.nu/xmj5

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."

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(717): She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen." http://tfl.nu/c7q3

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up

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(859): Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up http://tfl.nu/e5lq

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(919): View more from North Carolina

when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch

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(919): when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch http://tfl.nu/y99x

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(303): View more from Colorado

She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.

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this better not be you asking for a beej

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(303): She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner. (719): this better not be you asking for a beej http://tfl.nu/u03l

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(435): View more from Utah

Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.

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(435): Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping. http://tfl.nu/o391

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(315): View more from New York

That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"

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(315): That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty" http://tfl.nu/cos5

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates

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(908): I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates http://tfl.nu/99aw

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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.

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(465): The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail. http://tfl.nu/oo2l

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(330): View more from Ohio

Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????

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(330): Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this???? http://tfl.nu/uhtc

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(734): View more from Michigan

Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week

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(734): Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week http://tfl.nu/iesm

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(941): View more from Florida

do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?

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(941): do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon? http://tfl.nu/9qjs

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