Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess? http://tfl.nu/uim6
  Replies (5) Good night (902) Bad night (453)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller? http://tfl.nu/lnof
  Replies (34) Good night (1344) Bad night (4772)
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe. http://tfl.nu/ejrn
  Replies (26) Good night (564) Bad night (3667)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college. http://tfl.nu/bhs0
  Replies (12) Good night (3793) Bad night (499)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter http://tfl.nu/n5bo
  Replies (13) Good night (4467) Bad night (854)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign http://tfl.nu/0lhe
  Replies (7) Good night (958) Bad night (4145)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning. http://tfl.nu/kt95
  Replies (24) Good night (5346) Bad night (1448)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it http://tfl.nu/tlm9
  Replies (2) Good night (1441) Bad night (1028)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us http://tfl.nu/pmf4
  Replies (8) Good night (3735) Bad night (574)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine" http://tfl.nu/ib5o
  Replies (6) Good night (933) Bad night (448)
• Favorite

  (863): View more from Florida

  We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (863): We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth. http://tfl.nu/zjcp
  Replies (1) Good night (630) Bad night (359)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-) http://tfl.nu/aq14
  Replies (8) Good night (1483) Bad night (474)
• Favorite

  (359): View more from

  A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (359): A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying. http://tfl.nu/5q6d
  Replies (3) Good night (345) Bad night (536)
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed http://tfl.nu/7csc
  Replies (1) Good night (471) Bad night (203)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies. http://tfl.nu/8j70
  Replies (2) Good night (276) Bad night (451)

Randomize