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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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