Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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