420 ftw
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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