So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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