HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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