i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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