sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Let's get the cat blown out
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.