Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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