she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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