Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
