I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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