Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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