she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
its liver damage thursday
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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