whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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