threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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