the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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