It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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