If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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