And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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