these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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