You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she looked like the before picture.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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