I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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