Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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