carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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