I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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