all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I wear drunk well.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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