shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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