I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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