1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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